- British Blogger: Ok now listen here you dumb fockin Americans know what this is? *shows pic of bubblegum* We call this a Sniksmacksnibblebob which you uncultured fockin twats would know nothing about.
- Me: Chill
- Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
- Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
- Guy: Well...yeah.
- Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you
I like when you drink that espresso and have to poop immediately.
I like turtles
i like your pussy
I like ariana grande so much I want to order and Ariana venti
I like Britney Spears circa 2007
I like people who are pretty in their own unique way. Sooooo no.
- me at age 12: ew older men
- now: wow he's only 30?